australiansanta:

why do babies need twice as much sleep as us like they literally do nothing all day shouldn’t it be the other way around fuck babies

bunnyhoodlum:

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

(Source: molgera)

unfriendlyasiangirl:

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

poetic:

was that my hair or is there a spider crawling on me

parynoid:

when you look cute in a snapchat and they don’t reply image

parishiltonsexslave:

me when writing an essay

(Source: bgcfavs)

02x09:

ughuhgufh you know that feeling where you want someone SO BAD like not even in a sexual way like you just want to touch their skin and hug them and feel their warmth and smell their scent and feel how soft their hair is and look into their eyes and hear their voice and soak in their presence like it’s physically impossible to have them by your side but you need it so bad like you just want them to be yours you want them physically there for you

(Source: maxcarvers)

internetexplorers:

do u ever start typing a text post and think “wow just shut the fuck up” to yourself