zamii070:

chingyshinji:

I almost bought this for $5 at the dollar store

DO IT AND SEND IT TO ME

communistbakery:

THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! it’s a hammer, you call yourselves carpenters??? I asked for a drill how am I supposed to get this screw out

swamped:

Do u ever look at someone and you’re like how

melesbian:

If you’re feeling down, I’ll go down on you

speakeasytherapy:

allkillernofiller:

accidentally bumps into someone

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"you don’t have to keep apologizing" 

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z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

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(Source: wif2)

  • waking up: haha fuck

drewchainzzzz:

"Hey remember that time you…"

Yes. I remember every embarrassing thing I have ever done and chances are it keeps me up at night

witchstock:

gnarly:

Omg i was buying some shirts at forever 21 and the cashier was like arent u tumblr famous or something lmao i stayed quiet for like 5 seconds and i was like not really omg and she was like yah i follow u on instagram

Nice.

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