aflockofseagulls:

let’s play a game called “how much of this homework can i do in school tomorrow”

(Source: armisael)

fuckcannibals:

I have so many questions about the skeleton war like
1: why do skeletons hate fuckboys enough to declare war on them
2: do i have to be dead to join the skeleton war or can i just strip off my skin
3: are dinosaurs involved

shouldnt:

when you have a lot of homework and not enough time

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substiel:

Some guy just whistled at me while driving by and my dad goes “don’t worry, that was for me”

"He forgot about you. Remember that."

Remember this every day until it sinks in. Keep reminding yourself of this every time you are reminded of him until you realise that you deserved better. You deserve better. Remember that. (via c-oquetry)

(Source: fotzenkinder)

"You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger."

(via nudetee)

(Source: thebrownskingirl)

How anxiety works:

  • Person: you're loud
  • Anxiety: you're annoying, a worthless piece of shit to the human race.
  • Person: you're quiet
  • Anxiety: speak the fuck up you shy ass little whore.
  • Person: you failed the math test? Bummer.
  • Anxiety: you dumbass,you'll never get anywhere in life. Kill yourself.

emmablackeru:

why you should be my friend

  1. I will talk about sex with you and not care in the slightest even if you have the most bizarre kinks I do not give a shit
  2. I will reblog your selfies no questions asked
  3. I will ask you questions on anon to make you look more popular
  4. nothing happens to me so you can talk about yourself forever.
Playboy Bunny